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don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like


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Fuck romantic crushes. Friend crushes are the worst. Like you wanna be someones friend so badly, but you’re an awkward turtle and you’re like ‘HOW DO I FRIEND??’



It’s not a mancrush. It’s not a crushcrush. It’s a friendcrush.

You know those people that are just so cool that you want to get to know and be friends with, but aren’t sure about how they feel about you?

And then your friends giggle whenever you’re around your friendcrush, and talk about how you and him/her would be perfect together, and threaten to reveal your deepest darkest secrets about said friendcrush?

Ok, maybe not that last part. But nahhh mean?


i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.


don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

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I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

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bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it


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